Well, okay, it's technically late spring, but it's pretty hot out here in Arizona. This year for our family vacation, I decided to bring the curmudgelings to the only place in the continental United States where they could still experience time in the manner in which it was created to be experienced, without the onerous and rebellious hand of the federal government interfering with our precious religious liberties.
It being Father's Day and everything, I thought it important to set an example of patriarchal excellence for my vast legion of readers to emulate. Don't let Daylight Stupid Time oppress your family any longer!
[While we're here, Mrs. Curmudgeon mentioned something about visiting a "grand canyon." Still not sure about her priorities.]
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