Centuries from now when our descendants are living in caves, hiding from the robot overlords ruling the dystopian landscape, they will know the moment humanity became too weak and flabby to defend itself arrived with the "S'more to Love STL-400 4-S'more Maker." Designed for those who find it too complicated to toast a marshmellow on a stick, then insert it between two graham crackers and a piece of milk chocolate (if you're not too ashamed to identify yourselves).
On an optimistic note for mankind, this probably ended up on the tools.woot.com overstock site because potential buyers recognized that a s'more is built around a toasted marshmellow, NOT TOASTED GRAHAM CRACKERS.
At least when our children's children are huddled in those caves, they'll have flickering fires over which to roast the few marshmellows we leave behind.
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