Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Have I mentioned the Memory Palace?


The Memory Palace is a kind-of monthly podcast of varying length in which Nate DiMeo tells a story from American history. Each is elegant and evocative and a profound reminder that the people who lived in the past were people, and though their lives are now complete, they were utterly contingent and surprising as they were lived. The current episode, "We've Forgotten James Powell," is a brief survey of race riots in the 20th century and the persons whose mistreatment provided their impetus. DiMeo says, "We remember the fire, but we forget the match."

I wept. So should you.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

D.G. Myers on Cancer, Dying, and Living


In a recent Econtalk podcast, host Russ Roberts interviewed the literary critic D.G. Myers, who is dying from cancer and has been writing on the subject. They begin with a lovely discussion of the reality of death and dying, deconstruct some popular euphemisms for being afflicted with disease, and then turn to literature and the field of creative writing in the universities before concluding with the Deuteronomic imperative to choose life.

Recommended.

Monday, July 21, 2014

A Critic of Contemporary Christian Music Reviews the OPC Psalter-Hymnal


(The Presbyterian Curmudgeon is proud to present a guest post by his slightly less well-known cousin, B. Censorious.)

Now that the Committee on Christian Education has made available for public comment its proposed Psalter-Hymnal, I find I can no longer stay my pen from its consideration. However, and perhaps to the surprise of some, I shall not review the musical arrangements of the Psalms, and this because to do so would be to distract from the more foundational question which should concern any who would undertake to press a Psalter into the unsuspecting hands of a worshiping congregation. That is, are the Psalms appropriate for Christian worship?

The answer, of course, is no. The reasons for said answer are perhaps innumerable, but I shall here undertake to enumerate at least a few.

Firstly, one finds no intelligent reflection on the fullness of Trinitarian revelation made known in the New Testament in the Psalter, let alone any mention of our Savior’s name. No doubt some will protest that the Lord’s “Anointed” is mentioned in Psalm 2, but really? Why such reluctance? Why the resort to vague euphemism, and why only the one reference? Are the psalmists embarrassed by basic Christian doctrine, or are they perhaps ignorant of it? And while one hates to cast aspersions, one must wonder if something more than ignorance of orthodoxy is at work here; perhaps one finds a latter-day resurgence of Arianism in texts like Psalm 110?

No doubt the partisan adherents of this new Psalter will protest that we read error where, at worst, there is mere omission. Sadly, this is the least of the Psalms’ faults. Too many of them emphasize, if not adulate, the Law while utterly neglecting the Gospel, as exemplified right at the beginning in Psalm 1. (I shall not mention the giddy excesses of Psalm 119 in this regard.) One wonders whether the uninvited push for Psalm-singing is not intended to make  neonomian endeavors such as “Evangelicals and Catholics Together” more palatable to the reformed community.

While the occasional Psalm does make mention of the broader Church and the worshiping community, these welcome respites are buried in a virtual tide of individualism and man-centeredness. Consider the barrage of Psalms 3 through 7, in which David goes on as if the Lord of the universe were preoccupied with nothing more than petty slights to this man’s reputation. Hardly better is the schizophrenic moodiness of the “Yahweh-is-my-boyfriend” genre, exemplified by Psalms 40 and 42. Then when the needs of the community are finally considered, as in Psalm 137, the immature psalmist concludes with an unchristian call for a violent vengeance which includes infanticide. Are these songs really the best the OPC can do?

Sadly, no review of the Psalms would be complete without a consideration of their (for lack of a better term) literary merit. One thinks immediately of Psalm 136 with its droning, mantra-like repetitiveness, which has surely (if unwittingly) been influenced by Eastern religion. A less obvious, but equally troubling, repetition of theme can be found throughout the Psalter, as, for example, in Psalms 146-150. Really, do Psalms 147-150 say anything substantial which has not already been said in Psalm 146? Given the relatively small number of songs the editors could include in the Psalter, one wonders why they did not exert themselves to gather a more comprehensive range of subject matter. 

Still worse is the Psalms’ use of imagery. Take Psalm 110, in which David lurches from one image and location to another so rapidly as to induce whiplash, concluding with a metaphor unrelated to anything which has gone before and utterly inscrutable in itself. Equally confusing is Psalm 32, in which David appears to be addressing God until verse 8, at which point the reader has no way of knowing whether the speaker is still David or has become God or someone else still, let alone who is being addressed. While one does not wish to condescend, this is what one might expect when the serious work of writing sacred poetry is left to a man trained in animal husbandry and combat rather than one with a sound seminary education.

All these problems, we should note, belong to the Psalms as originally written. The Committee on Christian Education assures us the proposed Psalter-Hymnal uses only the most accurate translations and the best available musical settings, but one cannot make a silk purse from a sow’s ear. We must have songs for worship services, but surely there are better places to find them than in the Bible.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

So very, very wonderful


A week late for Independence Day, but marvelous nonetheless.


Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Regarding walls


As with most strict constructionist interpreters of the United States Constitution and conservative  American Christians, I was pleased by the Supreme Court's decision in the Hobby Lobby case last week. That pleasure was marred somewhat by comments on the case I read and heard in news sources to the effect that this decision lowered the wall of separation between Church and state.

I've never been entirely satisfied with Thomas Jefferson's "wall" metaphor as a description of the First Amendment's religion clauses, not least because of its origins in the campus of a university in Virginia other than the one from which I graduated. Still, it's somewhat useful, but only if one understands what a wall is. To point out the obvious, a wall keeps whatever is on its two sides separate from one another. To the apparently architecturally-challenged commentariat, however, it seems a wall is intended only to keep the interests of the one side from influencing the other, while permitting the other side to infringe freely on the interests of the one side.

In my opinion, the Hobby Lobby case was rightly decided because it put the federal government back on its side of the wall, and denied it the power to force religious persons to act contrary to their consciences. The commentariat, and now Colorado Senator Mark Udall, apparently believe the federal government is being conscripted into religious endorsement when it does not force religious persons to act contrary to their consciences. I find this is a somewhat peculiar understanding of the separation doctrine.

What's even more stunning, of course, is that the federal government is now forcing private citizens to take certain actions, and private institutions must sue in the courts to preserve their basic constitutional rights. I cannot imagine any clearer evidence that the American Republic, as founded and constituted, no longer exists on the shores of our shining seas.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Counting the cost of pastors



To the editor:


  I am grateful the June 2014 issue of New Horizons opened a discussion on the cost of a pastor's education in the OPC. Reading the two articles dealing specifically with that cost, I thought a reader could easily come away with the impression it is the responsibility of two parties: the pastor and, perhaps, his home congregation when pursuing the ministry. It seems to me there's at least one other party: the congregation(s) the man is eventually called to serve. Implicitly, every congregation in the OPC has asked their pastor to acquire a rather expensive education so he may serve them.

  Even amongst those who graduate university and seminary without education debt, it's exceedingly rare to find a man who has anything like the savings or retirement funds he might have had he been working during those years. As with any man who invests heavily in an education, the pastor needs to recoup his investment through the labors which that education makes possible. The more presbyteries, sessions and congregations realize this simple fact, the less we as a denomination will have to be concerned about pastors who reach retirement without the means to support themselves into old age.

  Not all our Churches will be able to pay their pastors salaries commensurate with their educational investment. Nonetheless, just as every congregation recognizes it must eventually pay down the mortgage on its building, it should also make paying its pastor a proper wage an eventual goal. After all, "the Lord commanded that those who proclaim the gospel should get their living by the gospel" (1Corinthians 9:14).

grace & peace,
 The Presbyterian Curmudgeon

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Yet more on Psalmody

To the editor:

  In the June 2014 issue of New Horizons, R. Gaffin offers a brief consideration of Psalm 137 in order to question its propriety in public worship, and from thence to assert total psalmody (the use of all 150 Psalms in Christian worship) is not required of the Church today. Living in Denver, in the heart of the Great American Desert, our congregation has never had occasion to sing "Eternal Father, Strong to Save," a petition for "those in peril on the sea," and I can hardly imagine a time when we will. Nevertheless, I am sure that hymn will find a place in some congregation's worship. A hymnal is for all congregations everywhere, as is a psalter-hymnal; while Mr. Gaffin wonders whether Psalm 137 is "suitable for singing in public worship," I would guess that some pastor somewhere today thinks it highly suitable. 

  Not incidentally, this argument (that our congregation should have the option of singing all 150 Psalms for whatever occasion may arise in her corporate life) led our session to authorize the purchase of The Trinity Psalter some years ago to supplement The Trinity Hymnal. The continued existence of that Psalter (not to mention the recently revised RPCNA Psalter or the also updated Canadian Reformed Book of Praise, amongst many extant psalter-hymnals) by itself questions the need for an OPC psalter-hymnal. The Church should be able to sing all the Psalms and songs of Scripture; need she do so from an OPC-branded songbook?

grace & peace,
 The Presbyterian Curmudgeon

Saturday, June 7, 2014

It's not "Pacific Rim"


But what was Pacific Rim? It was a beautiful meditation on the spiritual nature of giant robots fighting giantic monsters arising from the ocean; truth be told, however, it was a little weak on plot. Okay, really weak on plot and character, since every character was more archetype than human being. Truly amazingly depicted archetypes, granted.

Godzilla manages to root itself in plot and genuine human relationship. For the record, it's nice to see a main character suffer a major familial tragedy in childhood and go on to establish what appears to be a perfectly normal family in adulthood: cheering, and rather true to life. If I have any substantive criticism of the film, it's that we didn't get to see enough of the titular character himself. Still, I was very pleased with what I did see. From what I remember from watching all the Godzilla movies during my childhood (thanks, Washington D.C.'s Channel 20!), they got his scream just about perfect.

Having seen the new Godzilla with Things 1 and 2 this afternoon, I don't know why some reviewers saw an environmental/mankind-gets-what-he-deserves-for-messing-with-nature theme. On that count, it pales in comparison to the overt anti-nuke/pro-green emphases of the original films. Exhibit A: Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster, which, in all seriousness, may have been my favorite of the Godzilla movies. And then there's its theme song, which left my 12 year-old self slack-jawed in amazement.

In sum: not Pacific Rim, but since Pacific Rim isn't out this summer, go see Godzilla instead. Its makers may have let him grow to a size too large to be possible, let alone believed, but at least they remembered that he's our hero.


Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Psalm 75


is the third psalm in Book III of the Psalter. In Book III's introduction, Psalm 73, Asaph takes comfort from remembering the Lord's justice, saying he will "tell of all [God's] works" (Psalm 73:28). Psalm 75 returns to the theme of justice and judgment on the wicked, and so Psalm 75:9 echoes Psalm 73:28 when Asaph says "I will declare [the Lord's judgment] forever."

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

No exit?


Mrs. Curmudgeon has two friends from two entirely separate circles (and neither circle is the congregation which I serve), two friends who have only Mrs. Curmudgeon in common and have not, so far as we know, ever met. These two women are members of two different Churches, from entirely separate ecclesiastical traditions. However, both of their families are very unhappy with the respective congregations in which they are enrolled. In both cases, the issues are varied, and while none quite rise to the level of doctrinal error, they are enough to produce great unhappiness and little discernible Spiritual growth.

These families have one striking similarity: in each, it looked like the husband would receive a temporary assignment out of state, and both couples saw this as their best chance to escape their respective congregations.

If that's not a sign, I don't know what is.

Look, I'm a high-Church presbyterian: as a clerk of session, I take Church membership rolls extremely seriously, and frown on anything which looks like Church-hopping. But people, if one of your biggest reasons to move to another state is the opportunity to worship elsewhere, you're not a Church member. You're a hostage.

I've argued before that Church membership vows do not bind a believer to a particular congregation for the rest of one's natural life, so I don't intend to retread that ground here. Here, I just want to say that if you're that unhappy, you should leave. Soon. Have a conversation with the pastor and elders, explain what your concerns are (of course, you've probably already done this a dozen times), then leave. Speaking for myself, if there's anyone in my congregation who finds our fellowship so aggravating, I have no desire to force him to keep worshiping with us. Perhaps he'll do better elsewhere; who am I to complain if he does (1 Corinthians 3:4-9)?
If the fire marshal is completing his inspections on a regular basis, there should be clearly marked exits from your congregation's sanctuary. Feel free to use them.