Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Despise the dash


While I find the dash listed as an acceptable punctuation mark in all reputable style guides, I cannot accept it. So far as I can tell, the dash exists to set off sentence fragments from their contexts. However, any sentence fragment could simply be rewritten to create a proper sentence. Thus, the dash announces to the reader, "I, the writer, can't be bothered to take the time to construct sentences with care or, let's be honest, a modicum of attention; hence, you may reasonably conclude I don't like you very much."

In other words, the dash is the height of rudeness, and rudeness is never acceptable.


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